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30th July 2014

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The guitar solo in Blazing Star was done by Toki. Skwisgaar felt he should finally let him have a little moment in the spotlight after the ordeal he went through.

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29th July 2014

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Brock Samson and Skwisgaar Skwigelf are half brothers. 

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29th July 2014

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Nathan goes for mean women because he secretly wants to be dominated in the bedroom… but he doesn’t understand how BDSM works or how to find a good domme.

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27th July 2014

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Charles plays games like Nintendogs and Tomodachi Life when he’s not busy. He has Miis of himself, the band, and enjoys forcing them into in-game awkward situations.

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25th July 2014

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Charles doesn’t need to wear glasses all the time; they help with reading mostly. The reason he wears them constantly is so he can push them up the bridge of his nose dramatically.

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23rd July 2014

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The reason Murderface flirts with Skwisgaar is because he thinks he might have a chance with someone who bangs wrinkled grannies and enormously overweight women.

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22nd July 2014

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Toki loves Animal Crossing and tries to play it every day. He made his villager character look like Skwisgaar because he’s weird. He changes the animals’ catchphrases to stupid shit like like ‘dildos’ so it’s like they’re insulting Skwisgaar and he laughs about it every time he talks to the animals. His town is probably equal parts brutal and cute - pink flowers planted alongside blood splattered walk paths and stuff. The main room of his house is the mermaid set and it’s all cute and pink and whimsical but he has a torture chamber in the basement.

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21st July 2014

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20th July 2014

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Nathan and Toki are the only members of the band who really think going down on a woman is ‘gross’. The others play along for the sake of band solidarity. (We’ve seen Skwisgaar in the act. I can’t imagine Murderface being overly disgusted by anything down there, given his fetishes… and Pickles just likes to make people happy.

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20th July 2014

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