Submit your Metalocalypse speculations and headcanons and I will post them.

23rd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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There’s a reason Charles doesn’t react to the things that happen around the band - he grew up with strange things. The Ofdensens are distant cousins to the Addams family.

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20th April 2014

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Murderface once tricked Toki into watching the movie “Watership Down” as a prank. Toki was so traumatized that “Watership Down” was banned from Mordhaus, and Murderface was suspended from Dethklok (again).

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20th April 2014

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Nathan doesn’t paint his nails. After years of brutality his nails naturally grow black.

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19th April 2014

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Toki was the force that put the prophecy into action. Without being aware of what was foretold he still felt its pull (something tells me this was meant to be / do you feel this electricity). He was essential to the coming of the Metalocalypse, which is why he got so lost on the way to his audition. It gave him a personal moment with Dethklok, instead of being one of the many hopefuls that were plowed through moments earlier by Skwisgaar’s eagerness to be done with the auditions.

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16th April 2014

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The band are all actually biological brothers. At various points in the past, some supernatural entity (possibly Salacia…) took form and seduced all the dethmoms. This is why all the boys strongly resemble their mothers, and none look like their fathers. Stella and Thunderbolt are Murderface’s maternal grandparents.

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13th April 2014

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Salacia created every member of Dethklok, imbuing them with some of his traits. Nathan got his apparent neuroatypicality from Salacia.

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13th April 2014

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Nathan has Aspergers and it comes with some dyscalculia and dyspraxia. While Charles makes sure anything Nathan has to deal with accommodates his dyscalculia as much as possible, the combination of Aspergers, dyspraxia and his physical size and strength still make him very awkward and self conscious. If after a particularly overwhelming day he becomes nonverbal, Pickles is the only band member who is good at not making it worse.

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13th April 2014

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11th April 2014

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Skwisgaar learned English through ABBA songs. Then, when he joined Dethklok, Magnus taught him English through BDSM. He still has trouble counting in English without getting a boner.

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