Submit your Metalocalypse speculations and headcanons and I will post them.

26th August 2014

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#495

Abigail’s clothing was so ripped compared to Toki’s during Doomstar because she made him a clown doll out of the scraps, similar to the straw one he had as a child. Realizing it was an attempt to comfort his prisoner, Magnus confiscated it. This is why it’s never seen during the imprisonment or rescue scenes.

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26th August 2014

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#494

Nathan had never gone down on a girl before Abigail and always thought he would hate it, but he actually didn’t mind at all and kind of liked it just because it was Abigail. He still tells the band that it’s the grossest thing ever, though, because he thinks that liking going down on girls makes you gay.

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25th August 2014

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#493

Dr. Rockzo is the alternate personality of Murderface. That’s why Toki teams up with him in several episodes. He wants to be around in case the clown comes out to play.

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25th August 2014

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#492

Dethmelons really happened. Just sayin’.

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24th August 2014

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#491

Sometimes Toki just likes to Photoshop pictures of himself into furries.

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24th August 2014

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#490

The boys have a spa day once every 3 months to keep their hair looking nice. Murderface never has anything done, he just goes to complain to the workers.

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23rd August 2014

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#489

Dr. Rockzo goes to various churches, sits through the service, and takes the money from the offering basket to buy (you guessed it) cocaine.

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23rd August 2014

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#488

After getting a panic attack on stage in Lillehammer, Norway Toki goes to visit his mom and vents/cries about how mortified he is. He stays the night and she whispers words of encouragement in Norwegian for him.

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22nd August 2014

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#487

Charles’ hand to hand combat skills stem from a youth of being bullied & violently ostracized for simply pointing out logical fallacies he found within the words & actions of his peers.

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22nd August 2014

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#486

Autofellatio isn’t really much fun, but Pickles is still really proud of himself. And when someone’s trying to get him down, he just thinks about how he actually did it… and smiles a little.

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