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16th April 2014

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The band are all actually biological brothers. At various points in the past, some supernatural entity (possibly Salacia…) took form and seduced all the dethmoms. This is why all the boys strongly resemble their mothers, and none look like their fathers. Stella and Thunderbolt are Murderface’s maternal grandparents.

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13th April 2014

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Salacia created every member of Dethklok, imbuing them with some of his traits. Nathan got his apparent neuroatypicality from Salacia.

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13th April 2014

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Nathan has Aspergers and it comes with some dyscalculia and dyspraxia. While Charles makes sure anything Nathan has to deal with accommodates his dyscalculia as much as possible, the combination of Aspergers, dyspraxia and his physical size and strength still make him very awkward and self conscious. If after a particularly overwhelming day he becomes nonverbal, Pickles is the only band member who is good at not making it worse.

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13th April 2014

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11th April 2014

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Skwisgaar learned English through ABBA songs. Then, when he joined Dethklok, Magnus taught him English through BDSM. He still has trouble counting in English without getting a boner.

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10th April 2014

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CFO knew since the nine months he spent off the radar that he would eventually be asked to take over the Church of the Black Clock, hence his vague speech to Nathan about being unable to serve two masters. At first he attempted to serve both the band and the Church, but the events which transpired in the fourth season (especially from Going Downklok onward) convinced him he could not be effective to either while dividing his attention. Ultimately, he decided the best way to look after the boys at this stage of their development was to commit to the Church full-time.

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6th April 2014

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6th April 2014

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5th April 2014

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2nd April 2014

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Murderface is bisexual (but heteroromantic). He’s in denial about it to himself because he thinks that being sexually attracted to guys automatically makes you gay.

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